About Me!

I am the current President, General Manager and Alternate Governor of the New York Rangers.  Basically, I am the Dictator for Life when it comes to all things Rangers-related. Here’s me in my daily work outfit:

Me in my daily work outfit

What qualifies me to be such The Generalissimo?  Well, I played in the NHL and for the Rangers for a few years back when the team at its peak (I was the Blueshirts’ 13th leading scorer in the ’72-’73 season after all!). As you can see, I always looked good in powder blue:

You can SMELL the skill.

Most significantly, I was the Coach, GM, and Architect of the Edmonton Oilers’ Dynasty of the early 80s.  It is well accepted that without me guiding players you probably have never heard of (Gretzky?  Coffey?  Messi-who?), the Oilers would never have won a game of tiddlywinks, much less 5 Stanley Cups.

After coming to the Rangers in 2000, I immediately applied my magic to transform the Rangers from a team that missed the playoffs for 3 straight years, to a team that missed the playoffs for 7 straight years.  My master plan continued when the 2004-05 season was canceled, due in large part to my signing players like Bobby Holik and Darius Kasparaitis to exorbitant salaries, and I was able to focus my time on the little things that make a team successful – fishing in Alberta and golfing in Phoenix.

Since the lockout ended, I’ve stayed behind the scenes, because its become obvious that the media in this tiny little town of New York City can’t understand my genius.  Guys like Tom Renney and Don Maloney may have looked like they were making the key decisions, but I’ll you in on a little secret : I controlled all their actions and words through a super secret hi-tech remote control cigar. And wouldn’t you know it, the Rangers have made the playoffs 3 years in a row!

All Hail The Generalissimo!

Now, however, I’m happy to announce my first foray into the world of blogging.  I’ll cover all topics relating to the Rangers and the NHL.  Hopefully, some of my genius will rub off on you.  But I doubt it.

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this page is a fake people.

its meant to be funny and not at all reflective of the actual thoughts of glen sather.

but he does suck at his job.

4 Responses to About Me!

  1. Jeff says:

    Take out the bottom part, makes it much more effective. You don’t have to tell people it’s fake, ya know.

  2. Vincea says:

    That ahole really believes what you wrote .Thats just sad. But what you wrote was funny!

  3. Leo Finnegan says:

    Esther sucks

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